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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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