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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 03:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Enhanced Box Score: Nationals 2, Cubs 0 – June 4, 2025 - Bleacher Nation

No way

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Rare Red Sprites Captured Lighting up the Tibetan Night Sky Like Jellyfish-Shaped Firework - My Modern Met

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are details for questions here on Quora so limited? I have an account here on Quora and Yahoo Answers. I like discussing different subjects.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Still no good.

New Apple study challenges whether AI models truly “reason” through problems - Ars Technica

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Scientists visualize key protein structures linked to immune response and inflammation - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Official website of the International Federation of Sport Climbing. - ifsc climbing

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Forgotten in a collection, the discovery of this fossil presents a real problem for scientists as it doesn't belong to any known living family. - Farmingdale Observer

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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